[translation] “Kuroko no Basuke” 3rd Season Vol. 5 NG-Shuu

「黒子のバスケ」3rd SEASON 第5巻 NG集
Kuroko no Basuke 3rd Season Vol. 5 Bloopers

Murasakibara: It looks gross, so no.

Click here to watch the raw online. Thanks to Eder for the link!

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NG 61

“Kuroko no Basuke: Bloopers”

Momoi: You’re the worst…

[0:07]

Aomine: You want to know how you can contribute to the team? That’s what you were talking to Akashi about?

Kuroko: Yes. Since I’m not good at shooting, it would have to be something like passing or assisting.

Aomine: Yeah? Well, even Akashi can’t do everything, so there’s got to be something nobody but you can do, right?

Kuroko: Such as?

[0:26]

Aomine: What about a pass that curves like crazy? Like, whoosh! Bwooosh!

Kuroko: I get the idea.

[0:35]

Kuroko: Alright, I’m going to stop in here.

Aomine: Sure thing! See you tomorrow.

Book title: Misdirection Techniques

[0:45]

Text: Adult Magazines Section

Aomine: Just a little farther… I should be able to get a peek… Dammit! Why’d they have to start shrink wrapping all the good stuff?!

Kuroko: What are you doing, Aomine-kun?

Aomine: Whoa—?! Tetsu? You should’ve told me you were standing back there!

[1:01]

Aomine: Uh… Well, see, I was thinking that maybe I should buy a book, too.

Kuroko: Not that I care, but you won’t be able to buy anything from that section, anyway.

Aomine: Ah…um… Yeah…

Magazine cover: Adults Only

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NG 62

“Kuroko no Basuke: Bloopers”

Momoi: You’re the worst…

[1:26]

Scoreboard: Nanbara – Teikou

[1:30]

Murasakibara: Minechin, what’s that?

Aomine: My lunch. Courtesy of Satsuki. Want some?

Murasakibara: It looks gross, so no.

Aomine: I’m going to run to the convenience store real quick.

Text: curious

[1:51]

Lunch: Good luck!

[1:55]

Text: curious

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NG 63

“Kuroko no Basuke: Bloopers”

Momoi: You’re the worst…

[2:13]

Aomine: Come to think of it, ever since you started working on your new style, you’ve been paying a lot of attention to the people around you, huh?

Kuroko: Yes, I’m people watching.

Aomine: What?

Momoi [in background]: Teeetsuuu-kuuun—!

Kuroko: When I put my misdirection into practice—

Aomine: You’ve been all over Tetsu lately.

Momoi: I just can’t resist!

Kuroko: Sorry, could you please get off me?

Aomine: Yeah, and we were in the middle of a conversation before you barged in.

Momoi: Yeah? A conversation about what?

Kuroko: Oh, that’s right.

Momoi: What were you talking about?

Kuroko: In that case, Momoi-san…

[2:48]

Kuroko: So you’re the type that stares back when someone stares at you.

Aomine: What’s that supposed to mean?

Kuroko: People have various habits, and they react differently to certain situations. I’m observing people’s reactions and sorting them into categories.

[3:01]

Kuroko: It’s part of the process of redirecting someone’s attention.

Aomine: Does that mean you’ve got my habits all figured out?

Kuroko: Well, it’s easy to understand you because you’re so simple, Aomine-kun.

Aomine: Hey!

[3:18]

Kuroko: When you see a woman, you look at her chest first, right?

Aomine: Huh? Everybody does that! That’s normal, isn’t it?

Momoi: You’re the worst.

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All of the NG-Shuu translations can be found under the ng shuu tag.