As per request, here’s the translation of the audio drama from DVD Vol. 4. I can’t even tell you how many times I cracked up while translating this. The seiyuu really knocked this one out of the park (although perhaps a basketball metaphor would be more appropriate in this context…). If you have time, make sure you listen to the cast comment track, as well. It’s hilarious.
「黒子のバスケ」DVD Vol. 4: オーディオドラマ 緑間編
“Kuroko no Basuke” DVD Vol. 4: Audio Drama Feat. Midorima Shintarou
緑間真太郎 (小野大輔), 高尾和成 (鈴木達央), & 黒子テツヤ (小野賢章)
Midorima Shintarou (Ono Daisuke), Takao Kazunari (Suzuki Tatsuhisa), & Kuroko Tetsuya (Ono Kenshou)
Midorima: “I’m going to go ask if they’ll let me exchange these goats for an old man!”