ちゃんと残しておけよ / Chanto Nokoshiteoke yo / Leave Some for Me
Character: Kagami + Aomine + Midorima / Type: Event / Location: Kagami’s House
(Conditions: Aomine’s route with Kagami and Midorima in your party OR Midorima’s route with Kagami and Aomine in your party)
[in Kagami’s living room]
Aomine: Man… I’m starving.
Midorima: I never thought I’d be saying this, but it looks like we have something in common for once.
Aomine: Yeah? You’re hungry, too?
Kagami: …what’re you guys lookin’ at me for?
Aomine: It doesn’t have to be a three-course dinner. Just go whip somethin’ up real quick.
Midorima: And don’t use any nattou.
Kagami: Who said I was making anything?!
Aomine: We can’t help it. We’re hungry.
Kagami: And just how is that my problem…? Ugh, fine. …but don’t expect anything fancy, okay?
Aomine: Sure. Sounds good.
[in the kitchen; Kagami is chopping vegetables]
Aomine: Oh…? Looks like you know your way around a kitchen.
Midorima: So you’re making vegetable stir fry…? I was expecting ramen, at the very least, but I suppose this will do.
Aomine: Ooh, ramen sounds good… Hey, Kagami, can we switch to ramen?
Kagami: No, you can’t! Just who do you two think you are?! If they come over again, I am not answering the door… Wait…oh, crap! I totally forgot!
Aomine: Huh? What’s up?
Kagami: I forgot I was supposed to go see my landlord about something. Here, you guys take over for a minute. Leave it on the heat for about three more minutes, then mix in these vegetables and the sauce, and it’ll be done.
Aomine: Why can’t you just finish it before you go?
Kagami: Because the landlord’s about to leave for the day! Okay, I’ll be right back. Oh! Just so you know, my portion’s in there, too. You can start without me, but make sure you leave some for me! [leaves]
Aomine: Hey, Midorima. It’s been about three minutes.
Midorima: Indeed it has.
Aomine: ……… Hey, are you deaf? I said it’s time.
Midorima: I am well aware of that.
Aomine: Then get cookin’ already!
Midorima: No. I don’t cook, nor do anything of the sort.
Aomine: Well, neither do I… Hey, do you smell that?
Midorima: It smells like something’s burning.
Aomine: Hey, our precious meal’s getting burnt to a crisp!
Aomine: Whew… We managed to salvage all but one part of it.
Midorima: Now all that’s left is to finish the dish.
Aomine: Finish it? What’re we supposed to do next, anyway?
Midorima: I believe he said something about adding vegetables.
Aomine: You mean these? I just toss ‘em in, right? Okay, done. Wasn’t there another step after that?
Midorima: It would be reasonable to assume that we need to season the vegetables we just added. Start by sprinkling some pepper on them.
Aomine: Pepper, gotcha… I guess I’ll just eyeball it. ……… Hey, doesn’t it smell kinda sweet now?
Midorima: Wait! That was cinnamon, not pepper!
Aomine: Cinnamon?! Why the hell did he leave cinnamon sitting right next to the pepper?!
Midorima: This must be the pepper. I’ll add it this time. ………
Aomine: You sure that’s not too much?
Midorima: Then we’ll dilute it by adding water.
Aomine: …so what’s this supposed to be, anyway?
Kagami: Hey, I’m back.
Aomine: Yo. You sure took your sweet time.
Kagami: I didn’t think it’d take so long. There had better be some food left.
Aomine: No worries. We saved plenty for you.
Kagami: Sweet. Then I can’t wait to…
Kagami: Wait a sec, what on earth is this…thing on the plate?!
Aomine: See? I told you there was plenty left.
Kagami: Yeah, there’s plenty because neither one of you has taken a single bite!
Midorima: You’re more than welcome to all of it.
Kagami: I only made it ‘cause you guys said you were hungry! So you get to help me eat it!
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男子にあるまじき部屋 / Danshi ni Aru Majiki Heya / A Room Unfit for a Guy
Character: Kagami + Aomine / Type: Event / Location: Kagami’s House
(Conditions: Aomine’s route with Kagami in your party)
[in Kagami’s living room]
Aomine: Hey, I’m coming in. Man…your place is pretty bare bones, huh?
Kagami: Yeah, I guess I only buy stuff I really need.
Aomine: Oh yeah…? [rifling through Kagami’s belongings; sighs] ………
Kagami: …hey, quit snooping around somebody else’s house.
Aomine: So what d’ya do to kill time around here, anyway?
Kagami: There’re some basketball DVDs on that shelf over there, if you feel like watching something.
Aomine: Who wants to watch basketball? [sighs] ………
Kagami: …what the hell are you expecting to find under the sofa?
Aomine: I’m looking for your gravure photobooks or idol DVDs or whatever. Where do you hide ‘em?
Kagami: Hide them? I never had any in the first place!
Aomine: Huh? That’s impossible. Every guy’s got at least one or two.
Kagami: Are you planning to start making sense anytime soon?! Besides, I’m too busy thinking about basketball right now to have time for that stuff. I mean, our goal is to defeat you guys from the “Generation of Miracles” and become the best in Japan. If I had time to look at that gravure stuff or whatever, I’d spend it practicing.
Aomine: Sheesh… You’re a real basketball junkie, aren’t you?
Kagami: Shut up.
Alex: I’m home!
Kagami: Hey, welcome back.
Alex: I picked up some milk, like you asked.
Kagami: Great, thanks! Could you put it in the fridge for me?
Aomine: ………hey, what’s she doing here?
Kagami: Oh, Alex is staying with me while she’s in Japan. Not that I had much of a say in the matter.
Aomine: Oh… Now I get it.
Kagami: Get what?
Aomine: I bet you destroyed all the evidence ‘cause you knew your lady friend was coming over.
Kagami: I told you, I never had any of that crap to begin with!
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