In which we have the polar opposite of the Kuroko & Midorima mini drama.
「黒子のバスケ」キャラクターソング Duet Series Vol. 7: ミニドラマ
Kuroko no Basuke Character Song Duet Series Vol. 7: Mini Drama
火神大我 (小野友樹) & 青峰大輝 (諏訪部順一)
Kagami Taiga (Ono Yuuki) & Aomine Daiki (Suwabe Junichi)
Aomine: Alright, I’ll play one point, just to humor you.
[at Maji Burger]
Kagami: [looking for a seat] Ugh… Damn, it’s packed in here. There aren’t even any open seats. [sighs] Oh! I guess I’ll go ask that guy if that seat’s taken. [at the table] Excuse me! Do you mind if I sit here?
Aomine: [flipping through a magazine] Go ahead.
Kagami: [sets down his tray] Wait, you’re—!
Aomine: Huh? Kagami?
Aomine: Never mind, I take it back. Go sit somewhere else.
Kagami: Wha—?! Hey, it’s not like I can help it! Everywhere else’s full! [sits down]
Aomine: Geez. Hey, what’s with the mountain of burgers? Wait, is Tetsu with you?
Kagami: Sorry to disappoint, but it’s just me. And it’s totally normal to eat this much. [starts eating]
Aomine: I only mentioned it ‘cause it ain’t normal. Have you got shit for brains or somethin’?
Kagami: [through a mouthful of hamburger] Why, you—! Wanna say that again?! Fuck off, asshole!
Aomine: Quit talking with your mouth full, dammit! Man, you’re so freakin’ annoying. How’m I supposed to read my magazine in peace with you around? I’m outta here. [pushes back his chair]
Kagami: Hold it! [tosses a burger to Aomine] You can have that, so wait just a damn minute.
Aomine: What for?
Kagami: Since we’re here and all, you can hang out with me for a bit.
Aomine: Fat chance in hell. Heh. [stands up to leave]
Kagami: Wha—?! Shit! Fine, I get it. [tosses another burger to Aomine]
Kagami: I’ll give you another one. Satisfied now?
Aomine: What? I don’t remember asking you for these!
Kagami: What, you don’t want ‘em?
Aomine: Of course not! Where the hell did you get that idea?!
[whistle blows; scene change]
[on the streetball court]
Aomine: So? What’d you bring me out here for?
Kagami: This court… Look familiar?
Kagami: This is where we first met. [unzips his bag and takes out a basketball] I’m gonna repay the debt I owe you. [passes the ball to Aomine] Play a little one-on-one with me.
Aomine: Come again?
Kagami: You can have the ball first.
Aomine: Don’t you think you’re gettin’ ahead of yourself? I don’t remember agreeing to any of this. [passes to Kagami]
Kagami: I gave you two burgers just now! [passes to Aomine]
Aomine: What? You did that of your own free will! [passes to Kagami]
Kagami: Yeah, but you sure as hell ate them, didn’t ya?! [passes to Aomine]
Aomine: ‘Cause they were mine to eat once you gave ‘em to me! [passes to Kagami]
Kagami: Then the least you can do is earn ‘em! [passes to Aomine]
Aomine: …man, you’re such a pain in the ass. Well, whatever. Alright, I’ll play one point, just to humor you.
Kagami: Sweet! Gotcha!
[Aomine and Kagami face off]
Aomine: Whoa! Look over there! [points at something]
Kagami: Huh? [looks away]
[Aomine breaks past Kagami]
[Aomine scores a basket]
Aomine: Haha! Looks like I win this round.
Kagami: Don’t fuck with me, you bastard—!
Aomine: What? It’s your fault for falling for it.
Kagami: What’d you say?!
Aomine: See ya!
Kagami: Hold it right there! I haven’t played offense yet.
Aomine: I told ya we’d play one point. Besides, I’m too tired for this crap. [starts walking away]
Kagami: Oh? Running away, are you?
Aomine: Heh. Is that supposed to provoke me?
Aomine: I mean…this ain’t the right place, anyway.
Aomine: The place where we’re gonna settle this.
Aomine: Still, that’s only if you manage to win your way through the ranks.
Kagami: Yeah. Same to you.
Aomine: Heh! As if I’d lose. Later. [walks away] Heh. Try to get a little better before then, would ya? At the very least, get good enough that you don’t bore me to death.
Kagami: Aomine… I’m gonna be the one to bring you down!
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