[translation] “Kuroko no Basuke” Duet Series Vol. 7 (Kagami & Aomine) Mini Drama

In which we have the polar opposite of the Kuroko & Midorima mini drama.

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「黒子のバスケ」キャラクターソング Duet Series Vol. 7: ミニドラマ
Kuroko no Basuke Character Song Duet Series Vol. 7: Mini Drama

火神大我 (小野友樹) & 青峰大輝 (諏訪部順一)
Kagami Taiga (Ono Yuuki) & Aomine Daiki (Suwabe Junichi)

Aomine: Alright, I’ll play one point, just to humor you.

Translation:

[at Maji Burger]

Kagami: [looking for a seat] Ugh… Damn, it’s packed in here. There aren’t even any open seats. [sighs] Oh! I guess I’ll go ask that guy if that seat’s taken. [at the table] Excuse me! Do you mind if I sit here?

Aomine: [flipping through a magazine] Go ahead.

Kagami: [sets down his tray] Wait, you’re—!

Aomine: Huh? Kagami?

Kagami: Aomine—!

Aomine: Never mind, I take it back. Go sit somewhere else.

Kagami: Wha—?! Hey, it’s not like I can help it! Everywhere else’s full! [sits down]

Aomine: Geez. Hey, what’s with the mountain of burgers? Wait, is Tetsu with you?

Kagami: Sorry to disappoint, but it’s just me. And it’s totally normal to eat this much. [starts eating]

Aomine: I only mentioned it ‘cause it ain’t normal. Have you got shit for brains or somethin’?

Kagami: [through a mouthful of hamburger] Why, you—! Wanna say that again?! Fuck off, asshole!

Aomine: Quit talking with your mouth full, dammit! Man, you’re so freakin’ annoying. How’m I supposed to read my magazine in peace with you around? I’m outta here. [pushes back his chair]

Kagami: Hold it! [tosses a burger to Aomine] You can have that, so wait just a damn minute.

Aomine: What for?

Kagami: Since we’re here and all, you can hang out with me for a bit.

Aomine: Fat chance in hell. Heh. [stands up to leave]

Kagami: Wha—?! Shit! Fine, I get it. [tosses another burger to Aomine]

Aomine: Huh?

Kagami: I’ll give you another one. Satisfied now?

Aomine: What? I don’t remember asking you for these!

Kagami: What, you don’t want ‘em?

Aomine: Of course not! Where the hell did you get that idea?!

[whistle blows; scene change]

– –

[on the streetball court]

Aomine: So? What’d you bring me out here for?

Kagami: This court… Look familiar?

Aomine: Huh?

Kagami: This is where we first met. [unzips his bag and takes out a basketball] I’m gonna repay the debt I owe you. [passes the ball to Aomine] Play a little one-on-one with me.

Aomine: Come again?

Kagami: You can have the ball first.

Aomine: Don’t you think you’re gettin’ ahead of yourself? I don’t remember agreeing to any of this. [passes to Kagami]

Kagami: I gave you two burgers just now! [passes to Aomine]

Aomine: What? You did that of your own free will! [passes to Kagami]

Kagami: Yeah, but you sure as hell ate them, didn’t ya?! [passes to Aomine]

Aomine: ‘Cause they were mine to eat once you gave ‘em to me! [passes to Kagami]

Kagami: Then the least you can do is earn ‘em! [passes to Aomine]

Aomine: …man, you’re such a pain in the ass. Well, whatever. Alright, I’ll play one point, just to humor you.

Kagami: Sweet! Gotcha!

[Aomine and Kagami face off]

Aomine: …

Kagami: …

Aomine: Whoa! Look over there! [points at something]

Kagami: Huh? [looks away]

[Aomine breaks past Kagami]

Kagami: Wha—?!

[Aomine scores a basket]

Aomine: Haha! Looks like I win this round.

Kagami: Don’t fuck with me, you bastard—!

Aomine: What? It’s your fault for falling for it.

Kagami: What’d you say?!

Aomine: See ya!

Kagami: Hold it right there! I haven’t played offense yet.

Aomine: I told ya we’d play one point. Besides, I’m too tired for this crap. [starts walking away]

Kagami: Oh? Running away, are you?

Aomine: Heh. Is that supposed to provoke me?

Kagami: —!

Aomine: I mean…this ain’t the right place, anyway.

Kagami: Huh?

Aomine: The place where we’re gonna settle this.

Kagami: —!

Aomine: Still, that’s only if you manage to win your way through the ranks.

Kagami: Yeah. Same to you.

Aomine: Heh! As if I’d lose. Later. [walks away] Heh. Try to get a little better before then, would ya? At the very least, get good enough that you don’t bore me to death.

[wind blowing]

Kagami: Aomine… I’m gonna be the one to bring you down!

– – –

15 thoughts on “[translation] “Kuroko no Basuke” Duet Series Vol. 7 (Kagami & Aomine) Mini Drama

  1. Gaby says:

    Thanks so much for the translation of the mini drama, I loved it!
    Kagami is so adorable, I laughed how he tried to convince Aomine with more burgers. And even if Aomine talks like that, I bet he wouldn’t play with Kagami if he wasn’t really interested. You made my day! 😀

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  2. elfin says:

    Love how Kagami tries to bribe Aomine with burgers. Maybe ‘cos it’d have worked with Kagami himself xD
    And Aomine ahaha. These two are such basketball dorks its adorable.

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