[Track 6: Epilogue: I Thought It Was a Good Idea]
[Kagami, Kuroko, and the other freshmen rush to the appointed meeting place]
Riko: You’re late! Everybody else is already here!
Kuroko: We…got held up…
Riko: You know the consequence for breaking a promise…don’t you?
Fukuda: No way! We have to go to practice now?!
Riko: Just kidding~! Since we’re off today, I’ll forgive you. Besides, we really hit the jackpot today!
Kuroko: What happened?
Riko: Hehe! You want to know? Here, look at this! [taa-daa!] It’s amazing, isn’t it? Ten years’ worth of men’s protein supplements!
Kagami: W-where’d you get this?
Hyuuga: Izuki and I…won it from a target practice game…
Izuki: Since we had to use our pocket money, I didn’t want to miss any shots, and I wound up concentrating too hard. Ahh, my head hurts…
Riko: Thanks to that, we got more than ten years’ worth of protein! Now you can all bulk up! … Er, what’s wrong, Kuroko-kun? You’re making an odd expression.
Koganei: Speaking of which, what’s in those paper bags you guys are holding?
Tsuchida: You’ve got quite a few of them. Did you buy souvenirs or something?
Kuroko: No, we didn’t buy them. They were given to us. And as you can see… [opens one of the bags]
Riko: Eh?! Men’s protein supplements?
Koganei: How’d you get that?
Kuroko: It was the prize for winning the sumo tournament.
Kagami: Twenty years’ worth of protein…
Koganei: “Twenty years”?!
Riko: Whoa—! Now you can all build some muscle! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner—you can have three protein-packed meals a day!
Hyuuga: “Three protein-packed meals a day”?! No, that’s impossible! There’s no way!
Izuki: Since we’ve got twenty years’ worth, shouldn’t we take our time working through it?
Riko: What are you talking about? I’m sure it has an expiration date! We’re going to use all of it before the Inter-High!
Kagami: But that’s right around the corner! …Coach!
Riko: Of course! It’ll be fine! We’ll have a full protein menu, created by yours truly!
Koganei: C-Coach? I don’t think that’s a good idea…
Riko: Alright, I’m all pumped up! Let’s do a little light exercise and start using that protein!
Kuroko: Eh? Are we going back to school?
Riko: Yeah! You can run all the way back!
Riko: What’s the matter? The Inter-High waits for no one!
Hyuuga: …shit—! Could this get any worse? Let’s go, guys! Seirin, fight—!
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And thus Midorima and Kise escaped just in the nick of time…