[Track 4: We Were Supposed to Have a Competition in the Amusement Park, But…]
[riding in a “coffee cup” ride at the amusement park]
Kagami: Oi, Kuroko.
Kuroko: What is it?
Kagami: Why the heck are we all riding in a coffee cup together? What happened to the competition?!
Kuroko: We couldn’t come up with anything to do for the next round, so I thought that riding the coffee cups might help us think of a good idea.
Midorima: So? Did you think of anything?
Kuroko: Not yet.
Kise: If we spin the coffee cup around as fast as we can, maybe we’ll think of something!
Kuroko: I agree. Kise-kun, go right ahead.
Kise: Roger! [starts spinning the coffee cup]
Kagami and Midorima: …!
Kagami: Hey! You’re going too fast!
[Kise and Kuroko laugh]
Kise: [laughing] It’s more fun this way!
Midorima: You two are just trying to enjoy yourselves, aren’t you?!
Kuroko: No way!
Kise: That’s right! [starts spinning the coffee cup in the opposite direction] Let’s spin the other way!
Midorima: [gritting his teeth] …!
Kagami: [yelling] Eh! Ahh! Waaahhh!
Midorima: My glasses…! My…glasses…!
Kagami: [getting sick]
Kagami: I feel awful… [panting] Easy does it…
Kuroko: I think we went a little too fast.
Midorima: [regaining composure] Hmph. How unseemly.
Kise: I’ll go buy some water or something for you. [fabric rustling] Wait, who’s pulling on my sleeve? Eh?
Girl: Hey, where’s my papa?
Kise: Wha…? “Papa”?
Kuroko: Kise-kun, where did that girl come from?
Kise: Ehh, I have no idea! [to the girl] What’s the matter?
Girl: Hey, do you know my papa? Where’s my papa?
Kise: Oh…I don’t know your papa.
Girl: [starts bawling] Papa! Paaapaaa!
Kise: [flustered] Wait, hold on, don’t cry!
Kagami: Kise, you shouldn’t make girls cry.
Kise: It’s not my fault! [to the girl] C’mon, don’t cry, please!
Kuroko: She must be lost.
Midorima: Good grief. This is why I hate children. [walks away]
Kise: What— Wait, Midorimacchi! Where’re you going?
Kagami: Sheesh. Here, let me see. Little kids like her just love this— [picks up the girl and sets her on his shoulder] There! Look, you’re up on my shoulder! It’s a great view, ain’t it?
Girl: [starts crying harder] Nooo! Papaaaa! Save me!
Kagami: Hey—! Why’re you crying?
Kise: She got picked up all of a sudden and set on some huge guy’s shoulder about two meters off the ground! That would make anyone cry!
Kagami: B-but apparently, when I was little, I’d stop crying if somebody gave me a piggyback ride!
Kuroko: It doesn’t matter. Just hurry and put her back down, please.
Kagami: …! O-okay…
[Kagami puts the girl back on the ground; she continues crying; Kuroko walks to her]
Girl: I was so scared…!
Kuroko: I’m sorry. That onii-san didn’t mean any harm. Oh, I know. You can have this. It’s a stuffed animal I won from a crane game. [hands her the stuffed animal]
Girl: [stops crying] Are you sure?
Girl: Thank you. It’s really cute.
Kuroko: Do you like stuffed animals?
Kise: That’s Kurokocchi for ya. On the other hand, Kagamicchi’s just…
Kagami: W-what? [grumbles] Then I’ll give you mine, too! Here! [shoves the plush tiger at the girl]
Kagami: Don’t be so scared. You like stuffed animals, don’t you?
Girl: Yeah… T-thank you…
[the girl’s father runs toward them, accompanied by Midorima]
[father and daughter embrace]
Father: Thank goodness! I was looking all over for you!
Maki: Papaaa! Papaaa!
Kise: [laughing] That’s great!
Midorima: I brought him here.
Kagami: Midorima—! You bastard, running off by yourself like that!
Midorima: I didn’t run away. I went to the lost children center. I was giving them a description of the girl when her father arrived, looking for her. Then I brought him here.
Father: I’m sorry for causing trouble for you all. Thank you so much!
Midorima: No need. It was only common courtesy.
Father: Maki, come on. Say thank-you to them.
Maki: Onii-chan, thanks for finding my papa!
Midorima: [embarrassed] Oh. I’m just glad you were able to find each other.
Kise: She’s only got eyes for Midorima, huh? Even though we did our share, too.
Kuroko: She probably thinks Midorima is the one who found her father. Besides, a certain someone over here just scared her half to death.
Kagami: Are you referring to me?
Maki: Onii-chan, listen! I’ll give you this as a present! [hands Midorima the tiger]
Kagami: Hey, that’s my—! [Kuroko claps a hand over Kagami’s mouth]
Kuroko: Shhh! Kagami-kun, if you start shouting, you’ll scare her again.
Father: Maki, where did you get that stuffed animal…?
Kise: It was a present for her! Don’t worry.
Midorima: You’re giving this plush tiger to me…?
Midorima: …! I’ll accept it with pleasure.
Father: Well, we’re going to take our leave. Thank you for everything!
Maki: Onii-chan, bye-bye!
Kuroko: That’s wonderful, isn’t it?
Kagami: [shakes free of Kuroko] No, it ain’t!
Kise: Well, we can’t really help the fact that Midorimacchi ended up with the stuffed animal.
Kagami: I don’t care about that anymore.
Kise: Eh? You don’t?
Kagami: Yeah. I just…really can’t stand feeling like I lost to Midorima!
Kuroko: That may be, but…helping a lost child doesn’t have anything to do with winning or losing.
Kagami: Midorima! No matter what it takes, I’m gonna beat you in the next round!
Midorima: Hmph! That’s fine by me! Now that I’ve acquired my lucky item, I’ll show you my true strength.
Kise: Umm… Can’t we forget about that and just enjoy the park?
Midorima: I refuse! Hurry up and decide what our next competition will be.
Kise: [sighs] Kurokocchi, what do you wanna do?
Kuroko: That’s strange.
Kise: What is?
Kuroko: Judging by the pattern things have followed until now, I thought we would run into Furihata-kun and the others sooner or later.
[meanwhile, on the Ferris wheel…]
Furihata: Heeeey! Kurokooo! Kagamiii! Look up!
Kawahara: Give it up, Furihata. They’re too far away to notice us.
Fukuda: They probably wouldn’t even think to look for us on the Ferris wheel.
Kawahara: Our existence just doesn’t have much of an impact, I guess…
Fukuda: What’s that supposed to mean?
Kawahara: I mean, I’m sure there aren’t many people who can match our names to our faces!
Fukuda: Eh? What’re you talking about?
Kawahara: Don’t you remember what happened earlier? Before we came into the amusement park, Koganei-senpai said, “Don’t get so depressed, Kawahara, Fukuda, Furihata!” He looked at Fukuda first!
Furihata: I saw that, too! Does senpai…think Kawahara is Fukuda?
Fukuda: No, no, no! It was just your imagination! It was just ‘cause of the way we were standing…probably.
Kawahara: See?! Fukuda, you’re starting to have doubts, aren’t you? People hardly notice our existence! They might see us even less than Kuroko!
Fukuda: B-but even if they hardly notice us now, we’ll play a critical role sometime in the future!
Fukuda: Yeah! Sometime!
[lonely wind blowing]
Furihata: It’ll be a while.
[back on the ground]
Kuroko: That’s a shame. If Furihata and the others were here, we could ask them to decide what we should do for the next round.
Park PA: [chime] I will now make an announcement. In about fifteen minutes, we will commence a sumo tournament in the central plaza. Please participate if you are so inclined!
Kise: They’re holding a sumo tournament?
Kuroko: That’s unusual.
Kagami: There you have it.
Midorima: Good. We’ll settle this once and for all.
Kise: You can’t mean—
Kagami: Everything will be decided…at the sumo tournament!
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